By Presidencia de la Rep├║blica Mexicana –, CC BY 2.0,

Wow! Wow! Wow!

Who’d have thought that Justin Pierre James Trudeau, the eldest son of Canada’s greatest Prime Minister Pierre Elliot Trudeau, would one day become a supervillain with luxurious hair responsible for atrocities including burning down the White House 157 years before his birth, and championing universal health care, truth and equal rights?

Then again, he did publicly beat the crap out of Senator Patrick Brazeau in front of witnesses (corroborating proof and video).

So much for Canada’s carefully cultivated international reputation of mild mannered: we’re now apparently perceived as a national security threat.

I guess this means that we probably shouldn’t continue openly discussing our secret weapons platform.

[update] though officially 1.88 m (6’2″) in height, our supervillain PM appears taller than purported 6’3″ objects placed next to him


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